Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/zic94s2r · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Give vague orders but specific penalties.
tiny.ag/j3s6umqz · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Ask questions loudly and give answers quietly.
Author Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/tfp6kfqd · submitted 2012
if life is a joke, its a sick one, and its not very funny.
tiny.ag/v9btdorl · submitted 2012
Haiku is a primitive form of sudoku for writers.
Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Art and Literature and Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/ckl7u3kb · submitted 2012
Love is a gift best kept wrapped.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/pqoiesuq · submitted 2012
Irrational numbers can be understood, irrational people cannot. If the latter were more like the former, they would be significantly more agreeable.
Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/wzpm591r · submitted 2012 by JoelBG
Ignorance isn't bliss. It just means your cancer is untreatable!
Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/mkhnqjt5 · submitted 2012 by JoelBG
True peacemakers talk softly and carry a big shtick!
tiny.ag/faddpr2a · submitted 2011 by Catmerlin
Practice compassion and gain understanding
tiny.ag/mw2npiiy · submitted 2011 by sergioten
What life doesn't teach, we must learn!!!
Me, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/ivejnup8 · submitted 2011 by ahmad dogofthemilitary
creativity is life so live life and be crative to make life worth liveing
Author Unknown, idk, in Happiness and Misery and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/10gissbk · submitted 2011
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so think hard before you act- What consequences would your actions cause?
tiny.ag/0axzksdb · submitted 2011 by donnyork
Protection, not provision, from a government.
Author Unknown, from the parody & animated cartoon at Fired Up Fifer web site, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/buwyluya · submitted 2011 by dalantlee
The self taught, self created and self discovered people that once inspired the population are today met with reverent fear, through discourse of our education. The youthfully wise could be the criminals of the future.
tiny.ag/f0t5eygp · submitted 2011 by dalantlee
To create your beauty, you must delve into your mystery.
tiny.ag/bujj7kn0 · submitted 2011 by dalantlee
In an instant my heart can soar among the highest, the next downtrodden in a hole, alas, the duality of the soul.
tiny.ag/d0mevtae · submitted 2011 by figurine44
Sooner or later you will stop going to the hardware store for milk.
tiny.ag/3ethtcbl · submitted 2011 by figurine44
When people show you who they are, believe them the first time
tiny.ag/a7irjnbl · submitted 2011 by figurine44
When people show you who they are, believe them the first time
tiny.ag/9qcuilae · submitted 2011 by figurine44
When surrounded by sharks, refuse to bleed
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