Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/kqiaorlb · submitted 1997
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
tiny.ag/npbuejcs · submitted 1997
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
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tiny.ag/wnvuqdit · submitted 1997
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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tiny.ag/mz7zqsiw · submitted 1997
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/nbrpkw6o · submitted 1997
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/jembkuph · submitted 1997
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.
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tiny.ag/5fmenyag · submitted 1997
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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tiny.ag/xok5uj1y · submitted 1997
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
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tiny.ag/wt4musvj · submitted 1999 by Megan
Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.
tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · submitted 1997
One does not make friends, one recognizes them.
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tiny.ag/o6zxkels · submitted 1997
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
tiny.ag/twzqcn7z · submitted 1997
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
tiny.ag/h2globzq · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
tiny.ag/wlmqelpi · submitted 1997
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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tiny.ag/x9edjshw · submitted 1997
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
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tiny.ag/id0fuogm · submitted 1997
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/sulaqprm · submitted 1997
Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.
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tiny.ag/4hfen8mj · submitted 1997
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
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tiny.ag/1kxrzyej · submitted 1997
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride wortwhile.
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