Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
tiny.ag/h2globzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/twzqcn7z · ★★☆☆ Fair (87 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
tiny.ag/o6zxkels · ★★☆☆ Fair (158 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
tiny.ag/41gyx5is · ★★☆☆ Fair (91 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
tiny.ag/oojczsgc · ★★☆☆ Fair (153 ratings) · submitted 1997
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
tiny.ag/trqc76bd · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
tiny.ag/pry4dane · ★★☆☆ Fair (246 ratings) · submitted 1997
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
tiny.ag/7m6iy0cd · ★★☆☆ Fair (164 ratings) · submitted 1997
When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.
tiny.ag/lrxegzwj · ★★☆☆ Fair (112 ratings) · submitted 1997
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.
tiny.ag/9qotdgih · ★★☆☆ Fair (684 ratings) · submitted 1999
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
tiny.ag/ujvv0yxq · ★★☆☆ Fair (324 ratings) · submitted 1997
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
tiny.ag/is8fdtaa · ★★☆☆ Fair (1041 ratings) · submitted 1999
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
tiny.ag/jg3f6les · ★★☆☆ Fair (187 ratings) · submitted 1997
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.
tiny.ag/ls96cqfi · ★★☆☆ Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · ★★☆☆ Fair (1051 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
tiny.ag/ngzn3ekd · ★★☆☆ Fair (98 ratings) · submitted 1997
The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance.
tiny.ag/dlbjkpva · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
tiny.ag/1kxrzyej · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride wortwhile.
tiny.ag/bggvrf05 · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
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