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Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
It is people who live by the rules that are always hoping to get them changed.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
If you have a bowl of apples and you eat the best ones first, then you have only the best ones left.
Wisdom and beauty form a very rare combination
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
Freedom is not the right to live as we please, but the right to find how we ought to live in order to fulfill our potential.