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In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
To accomplish great things, you must not only act but also dream, not only dream but also believe.
To "be" means to be related.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two equals four. If that is granted, all else follows.
If I don't know I don't know, I think I know. If I don't know I know, I think I don't know.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
Life's tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
It was involuntary. They sank my boat.