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Lately I've found that if it weren't for stereotypes, conversation would be much more difficult for the closed-minded.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
In politics, merit is rewarded by the possessor being raised, like a target, to a position to be fired at.
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.