Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
A young man with good health and a poor appetite can save up money.
"How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.