Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1–10 (1847)
2026-03-02
tiny.ag/avosjwgh · submitted 1997
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
2026-03-01
tiny.ag/r0a9zwmr · submitted 1997
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
2026-02-28
tiny.ag/jwjgsgh3 · submitted 1997
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
2026-02-27
tiny.ag/8bpf0foj · submitted 1997
I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
Robert J. Oppenheimer, (quoting the Bhagavadgita after witnessing the first nuclear explosion), in War and Peace
2026-02-26
tiny.ag/m3eo71lp · submitted 1997
True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
2026-02-25
tiny.ag/tbfksj3l · submitted 1997
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
2026-02-24
tiny.ag/kk23yagw · submitted 1997
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
Unknown, (Muslim proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance
2026-02-23
tiny.ag/aij5p9qp · submitted 1997
Another victory like that and we are done for.
Pyrrhus, in War and Peace
2026-02-22
tiny.ag/90upthng · submitted 1999
If you're here, you're alive.
2026-02-21
tiny.ag/kge2ejcq · submitted 1997
It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
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