Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.