tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · ★★☆☆ Fair (1051 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
Douglas Jerrold, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (2985 ratings) · submitted 1997
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Douglas Jerrold, in Men and Women