Men and Women
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My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.