Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · submitted 1997
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · submitted 1997
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
tiny.ag/hbnpkm8x · submitted 1997
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
tiny.ag/of4kcoqn · submitted 1997
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · submitted 1997
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/osjwdfeg · submitted 1997
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Life and Death and Men and Women
tiny.ag/r1iq7coe · submitted 1997
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/fqbryph0 · submitted 1997
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
tiny.ag/xkpw5kax · submitted 1997
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
tiny.ag/v6ukdwhs · submitted 1997
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · submitted 1997
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/yefighwf · submitted 1999
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/umjestnq · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
tiny.ag/ndewfsya · submitted 1997
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
tiny.ag/byi02vnc · submitted 1997
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
tiny.ag/rrtq0cbj · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
tiny.ag/pn9z1dol · submitted 1997
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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