Men and Women
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There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.