Men and Women
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My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.