Men and Women
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.