Men and Women
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Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.