Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · ★★☆☆ Fair (2985 ratings) · submitted 1997
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
tiny.ag/1txkpoby · ★★☆☆ Fair (1213 ratings) · submitted 1997
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (914 ratings) · submitted 1997
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (836 ratings) · submitted 1997
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · ★★☆☆ Fair (948 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · ★★☆☆ Fair (347 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · ★★☆☆ Fair (908 ratings) · submitted 1997
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
tiny.ag/axmzaeli · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/uakf86jl · ★★☆☆ Fair (270 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ahwnboyz · ★★☆☆ Fair (254 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/vw1afyvg · ★★☆☆ Fair (819 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Reginald Williams
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
tiny.ag/7j6zgqod · ★★☆☆ Fair (359 ratings) · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women
tiny.ag/tbfksj3l · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
tiny.ag/osjwdfeg · ★★☆☆ Fair (948 ratings) · submitted 1997
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Life and Death and Men and Women
tiny.ag/fwbjg1wu · ★★☆☆ Fair (1008 ratings) · submitted 1999
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
tiny.ag/gzoelgpa · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
tiny.ag/pbh6yw1v · ★★☆☆ Fair (285 ratings) · submitted 1997
Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.
tiny.ag/xkpw5kax · ★★☆☆ Fair (843 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
tiny.ag/hbnpkm8x · ★★☆☆ Fair (293 ratings) · submitted 1997
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · ★★☆☆ Fair (507 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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