Men and Women
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If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.