Men and Women
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.