Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/r1iq7coe · ★★☆☆ Fair (265 ratings) · submitted 1997
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · ★★☆☆ Fair (347 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
tiny.ag/v6ukdwhs · ★★☆☆ Fair (874 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
tiny.ag/xkpw5kax · ★★☆☆ Fair (843 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/fqbryph0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (213 ratings) · submitted 1997
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
tiny.ag/sfggj03u · ★★☆☆ Fair (367 ratings) · submitted 1997
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
tiny.ag/oujtda0e · ★★☆☆ Fair (290 ratings) · submitted 1997
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
tiny.ag/pn9z1dol · ★★☆☆ Fair (837 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · ★★☆☆ Fair (506 ratings) · submitted 1997
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
tiny.ag/yefighwf · ★★☆☆ Fair (1461 ratings) · submitted 1999
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · ★★☆☆ Fair (1121 ratings) · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · ★★☆☆ Fair (1410 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ndewfsya · ★★☆☆ Fair (980 ratings) · submitted 1997
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
tiny.ag/rrtq0cbj · ★★☆☆ Fair (1242 ratings) · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
tiny.ag/bxwn93cu · ★★☆☆ Fair (817 ratings) · submitted 1997
Anatomy is destiny.
tiny.ag/vfmz7cvr · ★★☆☆ Fair (388 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · ★★☆☆ Fair (542 ratings) · submitted 1997
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · ★★☆☆ Fair (507 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
tiny.ag/umjestnq · ★★☆☆ Fair (817 ratings) · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
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