Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ndewfsya · submitted 1997
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
tiny.ag/umjestnq · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
tiny.ag/rrtq0cbj · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
tiny.ag/1txkpoby · submitted 1997
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · submitted 1997
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
tiny.ag/pn9z1dol · submitted 1997
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · submitted 1997
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
tiny.ag/tr9cqzsg · submitted 1997
Sex is what women have and men want.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/c8lfkzap · submitted 1997
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ba1k2myj · submitted 1999 by Falcon
Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/i3egysnq · submitted 1997
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/u0wakq2d · submitted 1997
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · submitted 1997
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/sfggj03u · submitted 1997
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
tiny.ag/fqbryph0 · submitted 1997
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
tiny.ag/oujtda0e · submitted 1997
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · submitted 1997
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
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