Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · submitted 1997
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
tiny.ag/umjestnq · submitted 1997
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · submitted 1997
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
tiny.ag/rrtq0cbj · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
tiny.ag/ndewfsya · submitted 1997
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ymbukbew · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/tr9cqzsg · submitted 1997
Sex is what women have and men want.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/u0wakq2d · submitted 1997
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
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tiny.ag/c8lfkzap · submitted 1997
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she says.
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tiny.ag/i3egysnq · submitted 1997
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
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tiny.ag/ba1k2myj · submitted 1999 by Falcon
Men don't need women -- they just need certain parts of their anatomy.
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tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
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tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
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tiny.ag/byi02vnc · submitted 1997
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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