Men and Women
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If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.