Vice and Virtue
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Coward: one who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it is thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons.
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect -- and no more of it than we had earned.
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.