Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.