Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.