Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Voters are people who have the God-given right to decide who will waste their money for them.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.