Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.
While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.
Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.
You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at what kind of people are his friends and children.
You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.