Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
The scriptures teach us the best way of living, the noblest ways of suffering, and the most comfortable ways of dying.
The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The most undependable part on your car is the nut holding the wheel.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.
The more you put into life, the less you will get.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed -- or did you fail because you stopped trying?
The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
Stupidity is also known as a medical disorder known as a rectal-cranial inversion.