Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A computer can make as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working for 20 years.
A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist.
A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.