Life and Death

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

Unknown, in Life and Death

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Don't die until you're dead.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation

Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.

Thornton Wilder, in Life and Death

Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Either those curtains go or I do.

Oscar Wilde, (last words), in Life and Death

Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Unknown, in Life and Death

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson, in Altruism and Cynicism and Life and Death

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure