Life and Death
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I kept on digging the hole deeper and deeper looking for the treasure chest until I finally lifted my head, looked up and realised that I had dug my own grave.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think, and a docudrama with ugly actors for those who film docudramas.
The only absolute knowledge worth attaining is that your life is meaningless. -- My life? Well now, that's another story...
Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard.
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
The brave don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all. Here's to the brave!
Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.