Unknown

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue and Work and Recreation

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

Unknown, in Life and Death

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch <EM>him</EM> have another.

Unknown, in Men and Women

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

If you wish you be like someone else, you waste the person you are.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.

Unknown, in Men and Women

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Unknown, in Men and Women

When an ordinary man attains knowledge, he is a sage; when a sage attains knowledge, he is an ordinary man.

Unknown, (Zen saying), in Wisdom and Ignorance

When elephants fight, only the grass gets hurt.

Unknown, in War and Peace

If you're here, you're alive.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you -- but if you really make them think they'll hate you.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

If you treat a person as he is, he will remain as he is. If you treat him for what he could be, he will become what he could be.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue