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Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we've used the ones we have?

Unknown, in War and Peace

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Success and Failure

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.

Unknown, (motto of the Dutch Poet's Society), in Success and Failure

Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Never give advice -- a wise man won't need it, a fool won't heed it.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism