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Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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Cynics are made, not born.

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DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

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Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

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Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.

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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

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Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Don't die until you're dead.

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Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Every time a baby is born, so is a grandmother.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

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