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Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

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Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

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Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

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Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.

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Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.

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Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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Beat your own and others will fear you.

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