Unknown

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

You can tell a lot about a person by looking at what kind of people are his friends and children.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

You are only young once... but you can be immature your whole life.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

Unknown, (probably a misquote of Peter's Principle), in Work and Recreation

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.

Unknown, (Greek proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance

Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Wise men make proverbs; fools repeat them.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we've used the ones we have?

Unknown, in War and Peace

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Watch for big problems; they disguise big opportunities.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Wasting time is an important part of living.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation