Unknown

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue and Work and Recreation

I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.

Unknown, in Life and Death

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch <EM>him</EM> have another.

Unknown, in Men and Women

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Here's to your love, health, and wealth -- and time to enjoy each.

Unknown, (Spanish proverb), in Happiness and Misery

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them.

Unknown, (German proverb), in Work and Recreation