Unknown

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

Unknown, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

A mountain wears down a horse, anger wears down a man.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

Unknown, in War and Peace

A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Unknown, (Muslim proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To err is human, to forgive unusual.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

Unknown, in Science and Religion