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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth -- communism is the equal distribution of poverty.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Change is good, but dollars are better.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Unknown, in Life and Death

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Only those who do not expect anything are never disappointed. Only those who never try, never fail.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

We trained hard, but it seemed that everytime we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.

Unknown, (sometimes incorrectly attributed to Petronius Arbiter), in Work and Recreation

You will break the bow if you keep it always stretched.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Nostalgia is the realization that things weren't as unbearable as they seemed at the time.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Not everyone born in a stable thinks himself a horse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation