Altruism and Cynicism
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The simplest act of surrealism is to walk out into the street, gun in hand, and shoot at random.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.
Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments -- there are consequences.
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.