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Vice and Virtue
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Commenttiny.ag/eljwsw1t · ★★☆☆ Fair (198 ratings) · submitted 1997
The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you.
Commenttiny.ag/tsgrsoaf · ★★☆☆ Fair (224 ratings) · submitted 1997
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Commenttiny.ag/zcorimat · ★★☆☆ Fair (200 ratings) · submitted 1997
The scriptures teach us the best way of living, the noblest ways of suffering, and the most comfortable ways of dying.
Commenttiny.ag/vdvrew4w · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Commenttiny.ag/nsh95i8e · ★★☆☆ Fair (268 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
Commenttiny.ag/0arre1jp · ★★☆☆ Fair (251 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Commenttiny.ag/kqsn5x9k · ★★☆☆ Fair (223 ratings) · submitted 1997
Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.
Commenttiny.ag/jgcbbn8p · ★★☆☆ Fair (239 ratings) · submitted 1997
Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.
Commenttiny.ag/uc5f23qi · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Commenttiny.ag/mznhvk59 · ★★☆☆ Fair (207 ratings) · submitted 1997 ·
It is easier to point the finger than to offer a helping hand.
Commenttiny.ag/kgx6jecr · ★★☆☆ Fair (238 ratings) · submitted 1997
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.
Commenttiny.ag/rjjl9rkn · ★★☆☆ Fair (208 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
Commenttiny.ag/nswjrmi0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (225 ratings) · submitted 1997
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Commenttiny.ag/ogrqyeb7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (229 ratings) · submitted 1997
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
Commenttiny.ag/dsx2hptx · ★★☆☆ Fair (97 ratings) · submitted 1997
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins for two weeks.
Unknown, (Sioux Indian prayer), in Vice and Virtue
Commenttiny.ag/fpgp1ubk · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Unknown, (T-shirt), in Vice and Virtue
Commenttiny.ag/f2qlymio · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
Commenttiny.ag/v0yeshan · ★★☆☆ Fair (161 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm not afraid of work... I can even sleep beside it.
Commenttiny.ag/d6tftb8q · ★★☆☆ Fair (170 ratings) · submitted 1997
If everyone would sweep in front of their own door, the whole world would be clean.
Unknown, (Middle Eastern proverb), in Vice and Virtue
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