Vice and Virtue

Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

If you treat a person as he is, he will remain as he is. If you treat him for what he could be, he will become what he could be.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Vice and Virtue

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin, in Vice and Virtue

The Puritans hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.

Thomas Macaulay, History of England, I, in Vice and Virtue

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Abraham Lincoln, in Vice and Virtue

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Garrison Keillor, in Vice and Virtue

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

Elbert Hubbard, in Men and Women and Vice and Virtue

The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.

Elbert Hubbard, in Science and Religion and Vice and Virtue

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.

Thomas Jefferson, in Law and Politics and Vice and Virtue

Drugs are reality's legal loopholes.

Jeremy Preston Johnson, in Vice and Virtue

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

Samuel Johnson, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance

Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.

David Starr Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair, in Vice and Virtue

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.

Joseph Joubert, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Martin Luther King, Jr., in Vice and Virtue

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

Rudyard Kipling, in Men and Women and Vice and Virtue

Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.

Midori Koto, in Vice and Virtue