Men and Women

Aphorisms in This Category

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tiny.ag/i3egysnq · submitted 1997

Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.

tiny.ag/sfggj03u · submitted 1997

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

tiny.ag/vfmz7cvr · submitted 1997

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

tiny.ag/umjestnq · submitted 1997

A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.

tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · submitted 1997

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · submitted 1997

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

tiny.ag/tr9cqzsg · submitted 1997

Sex is what women have and men want.

tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · submitted 1997

The more I know men, the more I love my dog.

tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

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