Men and Women

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tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · submitted 1997

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

tiny.ag/fqbryph0 · submitted 1997

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

tiny.ag/sfggj03u · submitted 1997

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

tiny.ag/d6nssfxi · submitted 1997

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.

tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

tiny.ag/vfmz7cvr · submitted 1997

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

tiny.ag/1txkpoby · submitted 1997

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · submitted 1997

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

tiny.ag/oujtda0e · submitted 1997

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · submitted 1997

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.

tiny.ag/osjwdfeg · submitted 1997

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

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