Men and Women

52 aphorisms · 11 comments

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tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · submitted 1997

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · submitted 1997

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

tiny.ag/xkpw5kax · submitted 1997

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.

tiny.ag/v6ukdwhs · submitted 1997

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · submitted 1997

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

tiny.ag/yefighwf · submitted 1999

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999

It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

tiny.ag/pn9z1dol · submitted 1997

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

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