Men and Women
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If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"