Men and Women

52 aphorisms · 11 comments

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tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · submitted 1997

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.

tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · submitted 1997

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · submitted 1997

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

tiny.ag/yefighwf · submitted 1999

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

tiny.ag/umjestnq · submitted 1997

A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.

tiny.ag/byi02vnc · submitted 1997

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · submitted 1997

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

tiny.ag/1txkpoby · submitted 1997

Were there no women, men might live like gods.

tiny.ag/xxgha1bk · submitted 1997

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.

tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · submitted 1997

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

tiny.ag/osjwdfeg · submitted 1997

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

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