Men and Women

52 aphorisms · 11 comments

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tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

tiny.ag/d6nssfxi · submitted 1997

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.

tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · submitted 1997

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.

tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

tiny.ag/vfmz7cvr · submitted 1997

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.

tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · submitted 1997

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · submitted 1997

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · submitted 1997

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

tiny.ag/byi02vnc · submitted 1997

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.

tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997

I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.

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