Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/4vfcycxe · ★★☆☆ Fair (181 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/pno9g5xa · ★★☆☆ Fair (699 ratings) · submitted 1999 by S.Skipper
Good friends stab you in the front.
Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/t37feygj · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
Contention is better than loneliness.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/a7h1xcrn · ★★☆☆ Fair (124 ratings) · submitted 1997
Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/9qotdgih · ★★☆☆ Fair (684 ratings) · submitted 1999
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
tiny.ag/dlbjkpva · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
tiny.ag/1kxrzyej · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride wortwhile.
tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · ★★☆☆ Fair (1051 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
tiny.ag/axmzaeli · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ngzn3ekd · ★★☆☆ Fair (98 ratings) · submitted 1997
The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance.
tiny.ag/ls96cqfi · ★★☆☆ Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
tiny.ag/kh9mihxg · ★★☆☆ Fair (132 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
tiny.ag/cstcsf2k · ★★☆☆ Fair (480 ratings) · submitted 1997
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
tiny.ag/9wpbcvqn · ★★☆☆ Fair (169 ratings) · submitted 1997
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
tiny.ag/l5kykzfq · ★★☆☆ Fair (178 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
tiny.ag/ydvw0j24 · ★★☆☆ Fair (489 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
tiny.ag/lakz6spw · ★★☆☆ Fair (158 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
tiny.ag/ajfs1vcf · ★★☆☆ Fair (399 ratings) · submitted 1997
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
tiny.ag/t1upajp8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (59 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is best to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all.
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