Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
Aphorisms in This Category
21–40 (114)
tiny.ag/fnkzalnh · ★★☆☆ Fair (107 ratings) · submitted 1997
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
tiny.ag/g2xohmoz · ★★☆☆ Fair (123 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
tiny.ag/h2globzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/twzqcn7z · ★★☆☆ Fair (87 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
tiny.ag/o6zxkels · ★★☆☆ Fair (158 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
tiny.ag/voscxn53 · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/npbuejcs · ★★☆☆ Fair (246 ratings) · submitted 1997
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wnvuqdit · ★★☆☆ Fair (186 ratings) · submitted 1997
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/mz7zqsiw · ★★☆☆ Fair (199 ratings) · submitted 1997
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/nbrpkw6o · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/jembkuph · ★★☆☆ Fair (475 ratings) · submitted 1997
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/5fmenyag · ★★☆☆ Fair (224 ratings) · submitted 1997
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/kqiaorlb · ★★☆☆ Fair (411 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
tiny.ag/m3eo71lp · ★★☆☆ Fair (309 ratings) · submitted 1997
True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
tiny.ag/iy02fnsp · ★★☆☆ Fair (766 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
One does not make friends, one recognizes them.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wt4musvj · ★★☆☆ Fair (652 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Megan
Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.
tiny.ag/xok5uj1y · ★★☆☆ Fair (236 ratings) · submitted 1997
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/id0fuogm · ★★☆☆ Fair (186 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate
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