Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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101–114 (114)
tiny.ag/p9dighnt · submitted 1997
Money is good, love is wealth.
tiny.ag/e9i2oof8 · submitted 1997
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
tiny.ag/ujvv0yxq · submitted 1997
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
tiny.ag/is8fdtaa · submitted 1999
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
tiny.ag/jg3f6les · submitted 1997
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you.
tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
tiny.ag/toy71ing · submitted 1997
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
tiny.ag/5fmenyag · submitted 1997
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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tiny.ag/jembkuph · submitted 1997
The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.
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tiny.ag/nbrpkw6o · submitted 1997
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
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tiny.ag/mz7zqsiw · submitted 1997
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
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tiny.ag/wnvuqdit · submitted 1997
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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tiny.ag/npbuejcs · submitted 1997
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
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tiny.ag/voscxn53 · submitted 1997
When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.
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