Love and Hate

114 aphorisms · 13 comments

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tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · submitted 1997

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

tiny.ag/o6zxkels · submitted 1997

Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.

tiny.ag/oeren2sf · submitted 1997

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.

tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · submitted 1997

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

tiny.ag/w4s36qc2 · submitted 1997

A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

tiny.ag/qh2wpltu · submitted 1997

All mankind loves a lover.

tiny.ag/5fmenyag · submitted 1997

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

tiny.ag/jembkuph · submitted 1997

The most important thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.

tiny.ag/nbrpkw6o · submitted 1997

The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.

tiny.ag/mz7zqsiw · submitted 1997

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

tiny.ag/wnvuqdit · submitted 1997

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

tiny.ag/npbuejcs · submitted 1997

True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

tiny.ag/voscxn53 · submitted 1997

When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.

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