Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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101–114 (114)
tiny.ag/o6zxkels · ★★☆☆ Fair (158 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
tiny.ag/twzqcn7z · ★★☆☆ Fair (87 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
tiny.ag/h2globzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
tiny.ag/trqc76bd · ★★☆☆ Fair (108 ratings) · submitted 1997
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
tiny.ag/oojczsgc · ★★☆☆ Fair (153 ratings) · submitted 1997
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
tiny.ag/41gyx5is · ★★☆☆ Fair (91 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
tiny.ag/9qotdgih · ★★☆☆ Fair (684 ratings) · submitted 1999
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
tiny.ag/lrxegzwj · ★★☆☆ Fair (112 ratings) · submitted 1997
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.
tiny.ag/7m6iy0cd · ★★☆☆ Fair (164 ratings) · submitted 1997
When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.
tiny.ag/pry4dane · ★★☆☆ Fair (246 ratings) · submitted 1997
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
tiny.ag/tuvabnig · ★★☆☆ Fair (890 ratings) · submitted 1999
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wvl3nfch · ★★☆☆ Fair (493 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
tiny.ag/gewaqimj · ★★☆☆ Fair (279 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the death of hope.
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