Love and Hate
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Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.