Love and Hate

114 aphorisms · 13 comments

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tiny.ag/4hfen8mj · submitted 1997

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

tiny.ag/sulaqprm · submitted 1997

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · submitted 1997

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

Good friends stab you in the front.

Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/fxwtpzmn · submitted 1997

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.

tiny.ag/6thfwduq · submitted 1999

Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.

Roger Ebert, (from review of Boys Don't Cry, Oct. 22, 1999), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/w4s36qc2 · submitted 1997

A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

tiny.ag/qh2wpltu · submitted 1997

All mankind loves a lover.

tiny.ag/twzqcn7z · submitted 1997

Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.

tiny.ag/h2globzq · submitted 1997

My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.

tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · submitted 1997

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

tiny.ag/g2xohmoz · submitted 1997

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

tiny.ag/fnkzalnh · submitted 1997

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.

tiny.ag/t37feygj · submitted 1997

Contention is better than loneliness.

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