Love and Hate

114 aphorisms · 13 comments

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tiny.ag/6thfwduq · submitted 1999

Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.

Roger Ebert, (from review of Boys Don't Cry, Oct. 22, 1999), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/9vuuezdd · submitted 1997

Love and a cough cannot be hidden.

tiny.ag/9qdtckr1 · submitted 1997

Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.

tiny.ag/e7vc1gep · submitted 1997

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/04lm8ot1 · submitted 1997

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.

tiny.ag/lem4yqnc · submitted 1997

One does not make friends, one recognizes them.

tiny.ag/wt4musvj · submitted 1999 by Megan

Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.

tiny.ag/xok5uj1y · submitted 1997

She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

tiny.ag/wlmqelpi · submitted 1997

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

tiny.ag/x9edjshw · submitted 1997

Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.

tiny.ag/id0fuogm · submitted 1997

Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.

Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/4hfen8mj · submitted 1997

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

tiny.ag/sulaqprm · submitted 1997

Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.

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