Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/6txjxazh  ·  submitted 2011 by figurine44

What other people think of you is none of your business.

Unknown

tiny.ag/ku5tfzyw  ·  submitted 2011 by bfrazier

Nothing will make humans work harder or quit sooner than a little success.

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/u3lkhjs5  ·  submitted 2011

Shit happens

Unknown

tiny.ag/jhs35unb  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/hvaplgnk  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/jyxice0u  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/opi0db94  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/f6m91rwp  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/iepqxloz  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/rknle24k  ·  submitted 2011 by Crazy

"Waste of time is doing nothing to make the time worth wasting"

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/90smwa5b  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Don't be a nosy parker unless
you decide to become wingless and
frothy while dusting.

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/ltbecmwa  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Once bitten twice shy about
lovemaking in the afternoon during
a brief but violent hale storm
sends them back to the drawing board for
more doors.

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/yq8fnjgr  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Out with the rednecks
In with the isoceles.

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/fekx9utn  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Fur is only elegant
if you're born with it.
(Heard yesterday at protest rally in SF)

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/kmbnqlfd  ·  submitted 2011 by Gargantua

Where ya from? Uppa you es (Italian for upper US.) Yea, up yours too

Author Unknown, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/p201aiq6  ·  submitted 2011 by patshan

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

Albert Einstein, in Law and Politics and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/0pgrxoj6  ·  submitted 2011 by patshan

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

Albert Einstein, in Law and Politics and Law and Politics

tiny.ag/esnbyqcg  ·  submitted 2011 by patshan

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

Albert Einstein, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/jqtnmut7  ·  submitted 2011 by patshan

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

Albert Einstein, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/czlbn56s  ·  submitted 2011 by Will_Larsen

Curiosity is the cure for boredom. There is no cure for curiosity.

Dorothy Parker, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

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