Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/n25xxd49 · submitted 2012
The leakage of fecal matter into the scrotum is said to have spawned the negro.
Author Unknown, 2009, in Science and Religion and Food and Drink
tiny.ag/kesaivld · submitted 2012 by TristanGaray
Love is like lightning; it comes and goes in a flash but its imprint will never be forgetten
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/ibm9h6cq · submitted 2012
A debater who leads with his opinions rather than his facts is like a boxer who leads with his chin rather than his hands.
David Zane Fleisher, 2012 Republican Primary Debates, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/hnjn5au3 · submitted 2012 by Ziggy1942
Gaining the love of another is both your greatest achievement and your just reward.
Author Unknown, Famed Australian businessman,, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/soyfn4e5 · submitted 2012 by jayfried
Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.
Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/sb60pyhi · submitted 2012 by jayfried
Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.
Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/gjgnfrz3 · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Especially special, specializing in the specifics of specificity.
Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/zic94s2r · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Give vague orders but specific penalties.
tiny.ag/j3s6umqz · submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott
Ask questions loudly and give answers quietly.
Author Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/tfp6kfqd · submitted 2012
if life is a joke, its a sick one, and its not very funny.
tiny.ag/v9btdorl · submitted 2012
Haiku is a primitive form of sudoku for writers.
Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Art and Literature and Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/ckl7u3kb · submitted 2012
Love is a gift best kept wrapped.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/pqoiesuq · submitted 2012
Irrational numbers can be understood, irrational people cannot. If the latter were more like the former, they would be significantly more agreeable.
Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/wzpm591r · submitted 2012 by JoelBG
Ignorance isn't bliss. It just means your cancer is untreatable!
Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/mkhnqjt5 · submitted 2012 by JoelBG
True peacemakers talk softly and carry a big shtick!
tiny.ag/faddpr2a · submitted 2011 by Catmerlin
Practice compassion and gain understanding
tiny.ag/mw2npiiy · submitted 2011 by sergioten
What life doesn't teach, we must learn!!!
Me, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/ivejnup8 · submitted 2011 by ahmad dogofthemilitary
creativity is life so live life and be crative to make life worth liveing
Author Unknown, idk, in Happiness and Misery and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/10gissbk · submitted 2011
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so think hard before you act- What consequences would your actions cause?
tiny.ag/0axzksdb · submitted 2011 by donnyork
Protection, not provision, from a government.
Author Unknown, from the parody & animated cartoon at Fired Up Fifer web site, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism
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