Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/n25xxd49  ·  submitted 2012

The leakage of fecal matter into the scrotum is said to have spawned the negro.

Author Unknown, 2009, in Science and Religion and Food and Drink

tiny.ag/kesaivld  ·  submitted 2012 by TristanGaray

Love is like lightning; it comes and goes in a flash but its imprint will never be forgetten

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ibm9h6cq  ·  submitted 2012

A debater who leads with his opinions rather than his facts is like a boxer who leads with his chin rather than his hands.

David Zane Fleisher, 2012 Republican Primary Debates, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/hnjn5au3  ·  submitted 2012 by Ziggy1942

Gaining the love of another is both your greatest achievement and your just reward.

Author Unknown, Famed Australian businessman,, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/soyfn4e5  ·  submitted 2012 by jayfried

Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.

Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/sb60pyhi  ·  submitted 2012 by jayfried

Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.

Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/gjgnfrz3  ·  submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott

Especially special, specializing in the specifics of specificity.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/zic94s2r  ·  submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott

Give vague orders but specific penalties.

Author Unknown, in War and Peace and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/j3s6umqz  ·  submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott

Ask questions loudly and give answers quietly.

Author Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/tfp6kfqd  ·  submitted 2012

if life is a joke, its a sick one, and its not very funny.

Unknown

tiny.ag/v9btdorl  ·  submitted 2012

Haiku is a primitive form of sudoku for writers.

Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Art and Literature and Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ckl7u3kb  ·  submitted 2012

Love is a gift best kept wrapped.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/pqoiesuq  ·  submitted 2012

Irrational numbers can be understood, irrational people cannot. If the latter were more like the former, they would be significantly more agreeable.

Author Unknown, Corporate Scientist and Technologist, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/wzpm591r  ·  submitted 2012 by JoelBG

Ignorance isn't bliss. It just means your cancer is untreatable!

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/mkhnqjt5  ·  submitted 2012 by JoelBG

True peacemakers talk softly and carry a big shtick!

Author Unknown, in War and Peace and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/faddpr2a  ·  submitted 2011 by Catmerlin

Practice compassion and gain understanding

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/mw2npiiy  ·  submitted 2011 by sergioten

What life doesn't teach, we must learn!!!

Me, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ivejnup8  ·  submitted 2011 by ahmad dogofthemilitary

creativity is life so live life and be crative to make life worth liveing

Author Unknown, idk, in Happiness and Misery and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/10gissbk  ·  submitted 2011

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so think hard before you act- What consequences would your actions cause?

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/0axzksdb  ·  submitted 2011 by donnyork

Protection, not provision, from a government.

Author Unknown, from the parody & animated cartoon at Fired Up Fifer web site, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism

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