Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/ezgvi5at  ·  submitted 2012

What Peter says about Paul tells you more about Peter than it does about Paul

Unknown

tiny.ag/k5hafqfr  ·  submitted 2012 by S.Puddle42

Those who don't plan to fail, fail without a plan.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

tiny.ag/ogdfvrii  ·  submitted 2012 by Xolives

You never see a chicken omelet because it would be an unholy alliance of the dead with the unborn.

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/gspgqz1i  ·  submitted 2012 by CoralNora

Relationships are fluid. If change is desired, make waves.

Author Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/vem9fivp  ·  submitted 2012 by CoralNora

Relationships are fluid. If change is desired make waves.

Author Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/c1uehrtn  ·  submitted 2012 by CoralNora

Relationships are fluid, if change is desired make waves.

Author Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/pzjosrs3  ·  submitted 2012 by Namvet44

The best part of a Monday is bedtime.

Me, I <3 baseball, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/yo2mcayz  ·  submitted 2012 by Namvet44

The worst days in your life are the ones spent doing nothing. _

Me, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/i18whkuy  ·  submitted 2012 by Namvet44

Life is like a clock, its just keeps on going until you take out the battery.

Author Unknown, He is my greatest inspiration, in Life and Death and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/y2u8bpbo  ·  submitted 2012

Never want to be an alcoholic for I'd have to stop drinking.

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/nwptul5d  ·  submitted 2012

Have fun but not too much.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/dhs4bpl9  ·  submitted 2012 by 9slayer7

A man once said, "Death is always smilling at us.. All a man can do is smile back"

Unknown, I belive this was in Gladiator (2000) w/ Russell Crowe, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/mmfhpitd  ·  submitted 2012

Cradle to grave

Unknown

tiny.ag/n25xxd49  ·  submitted 2012

The leakage of fecal matter into the scrotum is said to have spawned the negro.

Author Unknown, 2009, in Science and Religion and Food and Drink

tiny.ag/kesaivld  ·  submitted 2012 by TristanGaray

Love is like lightning; it comes and goes in a flash but its imprint will never be forgetten

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ibm9h6cq  ·  submitted 2012

A debater who leads with his opinions rather than his facts is like a boxer who leads with his chin rather than his hands.

David Zane Fleisher, 2012 Republican Primary Debates, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/hnjn5au3  ·  submitted 2012 by Ziggy1942

Gaining the love of another is both your greatest achievement and your just reward.

Author Unknown, Famed Australian businessman,, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/soyfn4e5  ·  submitted 2012 by jayfried

Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.

Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/sb60pyhi  ·  submitted 2012 by jayfried

Love means accepting a person for who they are, not who you want them to be.

Author Unknown, My first aphorism post., in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/gjgnfrz3  ·  submitted 2012 by KayleEastcott

Especially special, specializing in the specifics of specificity.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

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