Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1485–1494 (1833)
2018-05-09
tiny.ag/lfgwyibv · submitted 1997
Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative.
2018-05-03
tiny.ag/sulaqprm · submitted 1997
Marriage is not a word -- it is a sentence.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
2018-04-29
tiny.ag/0dnzu8o7 · submitted 1997
Success is a journey, not a destination.
2018-04-28
tiny.ag/tcptnzkj · submitted 1997
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
2018-04-27
tiny.ag/su6pcweg · submitted 1997
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
2018-04-26
tiny.ag/omnauuky · submitted 1997
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams.
2018-04-23
tiny.ag/ts0c3ysu · submitted 1997
Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains.
2018-04-13
tiny.ag/q2cvf8pi · submitted 1997
The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
2018-04-10
tiny.ag/3b0kjrvh · submitted 1997
Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Love and Hate
2018-04-09
tiny.ag/vtwqjzpa · submitted 1997
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
Unknown, (probably a misquote of Peter's Principle), in Work and Recreation
1485–1494 (1833)