Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1475–1484 (1833)
2018-06-15
tiny.ag/xgpm1arf · submitted 1999
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
2018-06-12
tiny.ag/axmb1ikq · submitted 1997
Nothing happens unless first a dream.
2018-06-08
tiny.ag/iurrlmux · submitted 1997
I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.
2018-06-03
tiny.ag/spdfyk43 · submitted 1997
Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
2018-06-02
tiny.ag/uwjseqdv · submitted 1997
While seeking revenge, dig two graves -- one for yourself.
2018-05-30
tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
2018-05-24
tiny.ag/ctg0dc6w · submitted 1999 by Bill Masterson
All generalizations are false, including this one.
2018-05-22
tiny.ag/fpaushd2 · submitted 1997
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.
2018-05-21
tiny.ag/onprshw2 · submitted 1997
All violence, all that is dreary and repels, is not power, but the absence of power.
2018-05-20
tiny.ag/ljkvotgg · submitted 1997
No vacation goes unpunished.
1475–1484 (1833)