Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1475–1484 (1808)
2017-09-07
tiny.ag/hvtbkoet · ★★☆☆ Fair (32 ratings) · submitted 1997
When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong -- or you are absolutely right.
2017-09-04
tiny.ag/dlefcimh · ★★☆☆ Fair (589 ratings) · submitted 1997
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
2017-09-03
tiny.ag/y5vxd29g · ★★☆☆ Fair (65 ratings) · submitted 1997
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
2017-08-29
tiny.ag/yy2e1ad8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (284 ratings) · submitted 1997
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we've used the ones we have?
Unknown, in War and Peace
2017-08-27
tiny.ag/daezmd7g · ★★☆☆ Fair (277 ratings) · submitted 1997
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
2017-08-08
tiny.ag/f4xotdy1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.
2017-08-02
tiny.ag/n6uw7frr · ★★☆☆ Fair (142 ratings) · submitted 1997
The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed -- or did you fail because you stopped trying?
2017-08-01
tiny.ag/e2icakpf · ★★☆☆ Fair (49 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
2017-07-31
tiny.ag/oljxzymd · ★★☆☆ Fair (839 ratings) · submitted 1997
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
2017-07-30
tiny.ag/ck8ji3nm · ★★☆☆ Fair (36 ratings) · submitted 1997
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
1475–1484 (1808)