Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1–10 (1817)
2024-12-03
tiny.ag/zllwc8ka · submitted 1998
The more debauched one becomes, the more one's fantasies revolve around chastity.
Christopher Spranger, The Effort to Fall, in Vice and Virtue
2024-12-02
tiny.ag/sl9dtwjl · submitted 1997
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday.
2024-12-01
tiny.ag/lkbki8ft · submitted 1997
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.
2024-11-30
tiny.ag/iy02fnsp · submitted 1997
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
2024-11-29
tiny.ag/cybvcjri · submitted 1997
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
2024-11-28
tiny.ag/vtq15sgk · submitted 1997
Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
2024-11-27
tiny.ag/prynfiw1 · submitted 1997
Life is too important to take seriously.
2024-11-26
tiny.ag/jwhevbgo · submitted 1997
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
2024-11-25
tiny.ag/ahogqesm · submitted 1997
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
2024-11-24
tiny.ag/xjiqthys · submitted 1997
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
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