Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1465–1474 (1833)
2018-07-05
tiny.ag/stfdm53a · submitted 1997
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
2018-07-04
tiny.ag/uejht2oo · submitted 1997
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
2018-07-03
tiny.ag/6ksjcdo8 · submitted 1997
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
2018-07-01
tiny.ag/asaliq9g · submitted 1997
I live for books.
Thomas Jefferson, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
2018-06-30
tiny.ag/hcrgr6oa · submitted 1997
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
2018-06-21
tiny.ag/7en31ycm · submitted 1997
People who work sitting down are paid more than people who work standing up.
2018-06-19
tiny.ag/tislbrzv · submitted 1997
This contract is so one-sided that I am astonished to find it written on both sides of the paper.
Jeffrey Miller, Naked Promises (Lord Evershed), in Law and Politics
2018-06-18
tiny.ag/goycrlxn · submitted 1997
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
2018-06-15
tiny.ag/xgpm1arf · submitted 1999
The secret of success is constancy to purpose.
2018-06-12
tiny.ag/axmb1ikq · submitted 1997
Nothing happens unless first a dream.
1465–1474 (1833)