Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1465–1474 (1808)
2017-10-16
tiny.ag/to1nvxvz · ★★☆☆ Fair (131 ratings) · submitted 1997
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
2017-10-15
tiny.ag/ezridljt · ★★☆☆ Fair (267 ratings) · submitted 1997
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
2017-10-05
tiny.ag/6ct2p1fh · ★★☆☆ Fair (214 ratings) · submitted 1997
Truth fears no questions.
2017-09-29
tiny.ag/hcogkx8m · ★★☆☆ Fair (113 ratings) · submitted 1997
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
2017-09-28
tiny.ag/xuteqz61 · ★★☆☆ Fair (328 ratings) · submitted 1997
Always do right -- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
2017-09-26
tiny.ag/zt1r3of5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (114 ratings) · submitted 1997
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
2017-09-24
tiny.ag/g42cvkx0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (272 ratings) · submitted 1997
I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty.
John D. Rockefeller, in Vice and Virtue and Wealth and Poverty
2017-09-17
tiny.ag/v128alif · ★★☆☆ Fair (126 ratings) · submitted 1997
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.
2017-09-11
tiny.ag/nsh95i8e · ★★☆☆ Fair (268 ratings) · submitted 1997
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
2017-09-09
tiny.ag/p0z9jdbr · ★★☆☆ Fair (101 ratings) · submitted 1997
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
1465–1474 (1808)