Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

tiny.ag/iv4zflix  ·  submitted 2017 by Bluefoot

On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls.

Rock Cowles, www.RockCowles.com, in Success and Failure and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/vpnie6bd  ·  submitted 2017 by Bluefoot

Religion is indeed the Opiate of the Masses. Except for Radical Islam, it's more like Crystal Meth.

Rock Cowles, in Science and Religion and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/p1x0vku8  ·  submitted 2017

Misery, like marriage, is optional.

Rock Cowles, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/parreavo  ·  submitted 2017 by Dales444

The fool thinks he knows. The wise man knows he thinks.

Dale Sanders, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/ba5vg2z8  ·  submitted 2017 by Bigpapa

Don't bathe a clean kitty

Michael Powell, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/fvgmtg4a  ·  submitted 2017 by TheARTep

When you spend your money on goods, be careful on how you value the goods.
When you spend your money on service, be careful of how people will value you.

The ART ep., petratheodora.blogspot.com

tiny.ag/edr4lxq0  ·  submitted 2017

There are no lies left when no one believes in them.

Dr. Kyaciss Pfiell, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ijwbeo1y  ·  submitted 2017 by JohnNoels

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Unknown

tiny.ag/y9le0kwa  ·  submitted 2017 by JohnNoels

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Unknown

tiny.ag/fctejlzl  ·  submitted 2017 by aesher2

Birds of a feather flock together.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ryjkhc3i  ·  submitted 2017 by Manducat

A rat in a maze is free to go anywhere, as long as it stays in the maze.

Margaret Attwood, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/yksbgycg  ·  submitted 2017 by pointcomfort

Allegiance to a nation's flag can flutter.

William Atkins, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

tiny.ag/hqe2zef3  ·  submitted 2017 by pointcomfort

Some blended families get crushed, others are pureed.

William Atkins, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

tiny.ag/t0ipbkcb  ·  submitted 2017 by pointcomfort

A sleeping dog left to lie creates an anxious nation in waiting.

William Atkins, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

tiny.ag/oyheoa7p  ·  submitted 2017 by pointcomfort

A simple refutation of the semi-colon; a lifetime of grammatical dissidence.

William Atkins, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ueinnsmm  ·  submitted 2017

Talent hits the mark that no one else can hit. Genius hits the mark that no one else can see.

Schopenhauer.

tiny.ag/mdqvwizx  ·  submitted 2017 by Aphoristic

Good morning, nightmare!

Ljupka Cveanova, The New Land, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ydkbevi6  ·  submitted 2017 by Aphoristic

When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opnes it.

Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/2jyubbej  ·  submitted 2017 by Aphoristic

Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty.

Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/tydhlz4q  ·  submitted 2017 by Aphoristic

Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.

Ljupka Cvetanova, in Food and Drink