Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/iv4zflix · submitted 2017 by Bluefoot
On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls.
Rock Cowles, www.RockCowles.com, in Success and Failure and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/vpnie6bd · submitted 2017 by Bluefoot
Religion is indeed the Opiate of the Masses. Except for Radical Islam, it's more like Crystal Meth.
Rock Cowles, in Science and Religion and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/p1x0vku8 · submitted 2017
Misery, like marriage, is optional.
tiny.ag/parreavo · submitted 2017 by Dales444
The fool thinks he knows. The wise man knows he thinks.
Dale Sanders, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/ba5vg2z8 · submitted 2017 by Bigpapa
Don't bathe a clean kitty
tiny.ag/fvgmtg4a · submitted 2017 by TheARTep
When you spend your money on goods, be careful on how you value the goods.
When you spend your money on service, be careful of how people will value you.
The ART ep., petratheodora.blogspot.com
tiny.ag/edr4lxq0 · submitted 2017
There are no lies left when no one believes in them.
tiny.ag/ijwbeo1y · submitted 2017 by JohnNoels
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
tiny.ag/y9le0kwa · submitted 2017 by JohnNoels
I am an academic writer at Instant Assignment Help and have aided many students across the UK with the online assignment help service. I give individual attention to the students as I feel that each one of them learns at their pace. In the spare time, I prefer reading books of different genres.
tiny.ag/fctejlzl · submitted 2017 by aesher2
Birds of a feather flock together.
tiny.ag/ryjkhc3i · submitted 2017 by Manducat
A rat in a maze is free to go anywhere, as long as it stays in the maze.
tiny.ag/yksbgycg · submitted 2017 by pointcomfort
Allegiance to a nation's flag can flutter.
tiny.ag/hqe2zef3 · submitted 2017 by pointcomfort
Some blended families get crushed, others are pureed.
tiny.ag/t0ipbkcb · submitted 2017 by pointcomfort
A sleeping dog left to lie creates an anxious nation in waiting.
tiny.ag/oyheoa7p · submitted 2017 by pointcomfort
A simple refutation of the semi-colon; a lifetime of grammatical dissidence.
William Atkins, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/ueinnsmm · submitted 2017
Talent hits the mark that no one else can hit. Genius hits the mark that no one else can see.
tiny.ag/mdqvwizx · submitted 2017 by Aphoristic
Good morning, nightmare!
Ljupka Cveanova, The New Land, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/ydkbevi6 · submitted 2017 by Aphoristic
When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opnes it.
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/2jyubbej · submitted 2017 by Aphoristic
Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty.
Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land, in Men and Women and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/tydhlz4q · submitted 2017 by Aphoristic
Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.
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