Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5261–5280 (5847)
tiny.ag/17i3bkt0 · submitted 2002
If you want something done half way ask a man, but if you want something done right the first time ask a WOMAN!
tiny.ag/wyz1p7t2 · submitted 2002
Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.
Hipolito, from the movie Amelie
tiny.ag/7aukxlit · submitted 2002
"But he meant well" should be the ultimate damnation in the english language. If we had a lick of sense about us, the moment some miscreant called up that wretched defense for his crimes, we would regard it as proof of the true vileness of his misdeeds and redouble our thrashing of him. The wickedest, stupidest, and most destructive deeds of humanity done by people who "meant well" outstrip those done by the wilfully malicious by a hundredfold.
tiny.ag/f5ke83ol · submitted 2002
Our greatest moral failure is to credit the morally corrupt with noble intentions-- or act as if noble intentions made evil any less than what it is.
tiny.ag/6ylcbyrl · submitted 2002
"Bad humor is
an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it."
Malcolm Muggeridge, former editor of Punch Magazine
tiny.ag/6qtwvuxi · submitted 2002
"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the
established authorities are wrong."
tiny.ag/tbidyjao · submitted 2002
"Never let the perfect become the enemy of the good."
tiny.ag/3d0qorvx · submitted 2002
"Never let the perfect become the enemy of the good."
tiny.ag/ydt0j7wr · submitted 2002
The best laid of mice and men always go astray.
tiny.ag/mf14awyo · submitted 2002
Golf is the game in which the walls between the natural and supernatural are rubbed the thinnest.
tiny.ag/epwjogdx · submitted 2002
Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one hand.
tiny.ag/73z5argx · submitted 2002
I felt like last year's fashion clothes in her wardrobe.
tiny.ag/m6dbtgfh · submitted 2002
wisdom is knowing that you're ignorant
knowledge is thinking you're wise
tiny.ag/zweurfgs · submitted 2002
Liberals are the self-righteous, led by the self-important, for the benefit of the self-serving.
tiny.ag/pb1urmx8 · submitted 2002
If you live long enough, the future will catch up with you.
tiny.ag/pvgi4ozd · submitted 2002
"The greatest pleasures are only narrowly separated from disgust."
tiny.ag/uyrn7lat · submitted 2002
I think of the world as a game; if you don't play it, you can't win.
5261–5280 (5847)