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The fact that someone disagrees with me doesn't make that person evil or stupid. To disagree with me they would have to be evil or stupid already.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

from the sublime to the ridiculous is but one step

Napoleon

Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wisdom and Ignorance

You only go as far as your fetish.

Matthew Audia, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

If kindness is never wasted, what's it doing crashed out on the floor?

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

Don't worry about the etheral or other worldly forms police departments it's a really big burden!

Matthew Audia, in Law and Politics and Wisdom and Ignorance

Distractions = intelligence.

Matthew J. Audia, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

Smoking defiles even the best of athletes.

Don Pablo, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Health and Disease

Nations are playing golf with our liberty.

Bill Smith, in War and Peace and Law and Politics

If your in a bunch of time consuming crud for no reason tell daddy not to pass the karma.

Matthew J. Audia, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

They're all these options, but only what I will inevitably choose.

Matthew J. Audia, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

The hardest part of anything has always already occured in your past.

Matthew J. Audia, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

We all get a little crazy now and then. The rest of the time we get big crazies.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Art and Literature and Happiness and Misery

Policy is the best dishonesty.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Law and Politics

If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties!

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Happiness and Misery

Man is a wolf to man. Freud

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism and Love and Hate

If you had a tattoo that said 'Top Secret,' where on your body would it be?

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

Gird one's loins (phr.) To prepare oneself for a challenging task (for example, the task of girding one's loins).

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

Amazing variety of ways not to tell the name of fear.

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