Submissions

Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

You don't pass your prime, you dig out from under it.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

Risk management? With pleasure!

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Work and Recreation and Law and Politics

The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in War and Peace and Law and Politics

Seize the day.
Constrict the day.
Swallow the day whole.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype. Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

I love you airconditionally.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Altruism and Cynicism

Babies change everything, except their own diapers.

William J Frank, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Happiness comes when you least expect.

Navratan, in Happiness and Misery and Work and Recreation

Age is when you get out of your car, and you look like you're still driving.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Health and Disease

They also never cease to amaze, who never start.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

Nobody can rest in his shadow

Unknown, in Life and Death

It's not casual sex if you're really focused on doing it well.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

I always have problems with narrow minded people who do not see things my way.

Paul Watkins

Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Happiness and Misery

The fact that someone disagrees with me doesn't make that person evil or stupid. To disagree with me they would have to be evil or stupid already.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

from the sublime to the ridiculous is but one step

Napoleon

Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wisdom and Ignorance

You only go as far as your fetish.

Matthew Audia, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

If kindness is never wasted, what's it doing crashed out on the floor?

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery