Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1335–1344 (1808)
2018-11-14
tiny.ag/rmw0uaoj · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
2018-11-05
tiny.ag/t37feygj · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
Contention is better than loneliness.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
2018-10-16
tiny.ag/vw1afyvg · ★★☆☆ Fair (819 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Reginald Williams
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
2018-10-12
tiny.ag/cybvcjri · ★★☆☆ Fair (270 ratings) · submitted 1997
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
2018-10-10
tiny.ag/o7wo0x8t · ★★☆☆ Fair (199 ratings) · submitted 1997
Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.
2018-10-09
tiny.ag/16klo0kt · ★★☆☆ Fair (881 ratings) · submitted 1997
Whether you think that you can or that you can't, you are usually right.
2018-10-08
tiny.ag/xzi3am2h · ★★☆☆ Fair (100 ratings) · submitted 1997
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
2018-10-03
tiny.ag/yvzq4h9m · ★★☆☆ Fair (75 ratings) · submitted 1997
Learning is the evolution of the mind.
2018-10-02
tiny.ag/ckd9cv6r · ★★☆☆ Fair (16 ratings) · submitted 1997
After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.
2018-09-30
tiny.ag/f2qlymio · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
1335–1344 (1808)