Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1325–1334 (1833)
2019-11-04
tiny.ag/bayzpj4i · submitted 1997
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
2019-11-01
tiny.ag/vgoawlvx · submitted 1997
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
2019-10-31
tiny.ag/3uxqwbaj · submitted 1997
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
2019-10-29
tiny.ag/wyl7j4bs · submitted 1997
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
2019-10-28
tiny.ag/pcf4akr5 · submitted 1999
We are more apt to catch the vices of others than their virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.
Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1.247, in Vice and Virtue
2019-10-23
tiny.ag/ixldmygb · submitted 1997
A reasonable man adapts himself to suit his environment. An unreasonable man persists in attempting to adapt his environment to suit himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw, in Altruism and Cynicism and Vice and Virtue
2019-10-17
tiny.ag/qe3bg8q5 · submitted 1997
Experience is not what happens to you. It's what you do with what happens to you.
2019-10-16
tiny.ag/r8irgp4q · submitted 1997
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
2019-10-12
tiny.ag/dcbu6t7e · submitted 1997
I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep going forward.
2019-10-08
tiny.ag/v6pxskz7 · submitted 1999 by Dr Nathan Rozenfarb
Close the book and open your heart.
Nathan Rozenfarb, (on religious conflicts), in War and Peace
1325–1334 (1833)