Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1325–1334 (1808)
2018-12-27
tiny.ag/d75fswen · ★★☆☆ Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1998 by William F. Light
Don't let fear stop you.
William F. Light, (to someone threatening to knock him out), in Success and Failure
2018-12-22
tiny.ag/lanadgxk · ★★☆☆ Fair (144 ratings) · submitted 1997
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
2018-12-19
tiny.ag/1jlvnd7w · ★★☆☆ Fair (256 ratings) · submitted 1997
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have done.
2018-12-15
tiny.ag/qtbtjqxs · ★★☆☆ Fair (185 ratings) · submitted 1997
You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.
2018-12-06
tiny.ag/o5xbszuz · ★★☆☆ Fair (356 ratings) · submitted 1997
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
2018-12-01
tiny.ag/uitd5jhz · ★★☆☆ Fair (140 ratings) · submitted 1997
I want what I want when I want it!
Roy Horton, (at age six), in Success and Failure and Vice and Virtue
2018-11-26
tiny.ag/fpwszor9 · ★★☆☆ Fair (343 ratings) · submitted 1997
He has half the deed done who has made a beginning.
2018-11-22
tiny.ag/hafgido3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a given, hatred is aquired.
2018-11-21
tiny.ag/donivp2q · ★★☆☆ Fair (221 ratings) · submitted 1997
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
2018-11-16
tiny.ag/rhjtfglc · ★★☆☆ Fair (110 ratings) · submitted 1997
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
1325–1334 (1808)