Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1345–1354 (1808)
2018-09-29
tiny.ag/5l9lxr7a · ★★☆☆ Fair (81 ratings) · submitted 1997
If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.
2018-09-27
tiny.ag/t9jmvbpa · ★★☆☆ Fair (178 ratings) · submitted 1997
A witty saying proves nothing.
2018-09-23
tiny.ag/diamcwob · ★★☆☆ Fair (138 ratings) · submitted 1997
Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
2018-09-22
tiny.ag/i9e7qkvx · ★★☆☆ Fair (115 ratings) · submitted 1997
Without the threat of death there's no reason to live at all.
2018-09-21
tiny.ag/iwcasutl · ★★☆☆ Fair (29 ratings) · submitted 1997
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
2018-09-20
tiny.ag/2hab70fi · ★★☆☆ Fair (227 ratings) · submitted 1997
Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, and any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brains.
2018-09-16
tiny.ag/aodtqiq7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (966 ratings) · submitted 1997
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in Success and Failure
2018-09-15
tiny.ag/jttv8uoi · ★★☆☆ Fair (22 ratings) · submitted 1997
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
2018-09-14
tiny.ag/6r9xpf0v · ★★☆☆ Fair (138 ratings) · submitted 1997
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
2018-09-09
tiny.ag/ifr4pyih · ★★☆☆ Fair (52 ratings) · submitted 1997
Prophecy is many times the principal cause of the events foretold.
Thomas Hobbes, in Science and Religion and Success and Failure
1345–1354 (1808)