Success and Failure

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

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While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

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You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.

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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.

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A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

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A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.

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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.

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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

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