Success and Failure

DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

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Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.

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Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

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Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Daniel Schorr, in Altruism and Cynicism and Success and Failure

The race may not be always to the swift, or the battle to the strong, but that's sure the way to bet.

Damon Runyon, in Success and Failure

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

Margaret Lee Runbeck, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Nothing happens unless first a dream.

Carl Sandburg, in Success and Failure

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

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