Success and Failure

Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr., in Success and Failure

Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr., in Success and Failure

You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.

Unknown, (from Mad Magazine), in Success and Failure

You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

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You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.

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While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

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Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.

Unknown, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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