Success and Failure

Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Even if you aren't making money at your job, but doing something you love to do, you are a true success.

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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Every solution breeds new problems.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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