Success and Failure

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

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An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

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Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

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Blessed are those who expect nothing... for they will not be disappointed.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

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A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.

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After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.

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A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

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