Success and Failure

By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

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Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

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If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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