Success and Failure

Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

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Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

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Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.

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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

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Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas.

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Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

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Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.

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Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

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My hands are free, but my mind hesitates.

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Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

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Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.

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