Success and Failure

If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

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Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.

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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr., in Success and Failure

Use soft words and hard arguments.

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Watch for big problems; they disguise big opportunities.

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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

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Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

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You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.

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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

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You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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Even if you aren't making money at your job, but doing something you love to do, you are a true success.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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