Success and Failure

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Measure twice because you can only cut once.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing.

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.

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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Alan Kay, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.

Helen Keller, in Success and Failure

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

James Joyce, in Success and Failure

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Franklin P. Jones, in Success and Failure

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it.

Danny Kaye, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.

John Keats, in Success and Failure