Success and Failure

Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.

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Strategy: A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.

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Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.

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My hands are free, but my mind hesitates.

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Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Lada.

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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

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If you do what you've always done, you'll be what you've always been.

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If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.

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It is always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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