Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/dc8olvkg · submitted 2010
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it..
tiny.ag/jvrd6wsd · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Think positive. A minus is a plus minus the vertical line.
tiny.ag/iocp1mdt · submitted 2010
If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky-diving.
tiny.ag/1asjtkvb · submitted 2010
Experience is the sum of multiple non lethal mistakes.
Jesse I Abrams, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/veuyash0 · submitted 2010
Minus times a minus results in a plus, the reasons for this,we need't discuss==attributed to Ogden Nsh
Ogden Nash, Found in Ask Dr. Math FAQ, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion
tiny.ag/o4lh5bis · submitted 2010 by FrankoChief
For without a priest, there is no heretic
F.J. Cheff, in Science and Religion and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/sr1sazku · submitted 2010 by FrankoChief
The only thing wrong with Religion is Man!
F.J. Cheff, I am not an Atheist by any meaning of the word., in Science and Religion
tiny.ag/uqm2q6iw · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
The ignorant is always surrounded by evil.
tiny.ag/jhesiliz · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Even the most truthful witness in a court of law is deemed a liar.
tiny.ag/fyltmqd0 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Think far and look near; the opposite will lead you nowhere.
tiny.ag/qf5dfdvu · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Truthfullness is a curable mental condition.
tiny.ag/okhwrydr · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
There is nothing like absolute honesty. A person is either not so honest or not so dishonest.
tiny.ag/harqldjb · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
If there is a reason to laugh, laugh. If there is no reason, find one. Believe me, it's not difficult.
tiny.ag/gxnb1wio · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Rude though it may sound, it is prudent not to take anyone for granted, not even your loved one.
tiny.ag/dfqtxh78 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Life is sport, time is short. Run....
tiny.ag/opnihnsf · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Friends happen, so do enemies. Neither is born.
tiny.ag/gnjzoh6d · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
With the exception of humans,no other animal has anything to hide. And yet, no animal can be as shameless as a human being.
tiny.ag/hp5tqdij · submitted 2010
It's too bad, that we have to die, because while alive, it can be quite a ride.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/8p9nalx4 · submitted 2010
It's too bad, that we have to die, because while alive, it can be quite a ride.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/6w1pvxk7 · submitted 2010 by Berlin Gambolputty
Death is not when your heart stops beating. Death is when you open up your diary at the end of the day, and realize you have done nothing worth writing about.
Berlin Gambolputty, I wrote this to inspire myself for an art project. I keep a diary, and made a decision long ago that no matter what happened to me, as long as it made for an in, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
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