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tiny.ag/dc8olvkg  ·  submitted 2010

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it..

P. J. O'Rourke, in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/jvrd6wsd  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Think positive. A minus is a plus minus the vertical line.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/iocp1mdt  ·  submitted 2010

If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky-diving.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/1asjtkvb  ·  submitted 2010

Experience is the sum of multiple non lethal mistakes.

Jesse I Abrams, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/veuyash0  ·  submitted 2010

Minus times a minus results in a plus, the reasons for this,we need't discuss==attributed to Ogden Nsh

Ogden Nash, Found in Ask Dr. Math FAQ, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/o4lh5bis  ·  submitted 2010 by FrankoChief

For without a priest, there is no heretic

F.J. Cheff, in Science and Religion and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/sr1sazku  ·  submitted 2010 by FrankoChief

The only thing wrong with Religion is Man!

F.J. Cheff, I am not an Atheist by any meaning of the word., in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/uqm2q6iw  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

The ignorant is always surrounded by evil.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/jhesiliz  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Even the most truthful witness in a court of law is deemed a liar.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/fyltmqd0  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Think far and look near; the opposite will lead you nowhere.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/qf5dfdvu  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Truthfullness is a curable mental condition.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/okhwrydr  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

There is nothing like absolute honesty. A person is either not so honest or not so dishonest.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/harqldjb  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

If there is a reason to laugh, laugh. If there is no reason, find one. Believe me, it's not difficult.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/gxnb1wio  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Rude though it may sound, it is prudent not to take anyone for granted, not even your loved one.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/dfqtxh78  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Life is sport, time is short. Run....

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/opnihnsf  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

Friends happen, so do enemies. Neither is born.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/gnjzoh6d  ·  submitted 2010 by jibandiya

With the exception of humans,no other animal has anything to hide. And yet, no animal can be as shameless as a human being.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/hp5tqdij  ·  submitted 2010

It's too bad, that we have to die, because while alive, it can be quite a ride.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/8p9nalx4  ·  submitted 2010

It's too bad, that we have to die, because while alive, it can be quite a ride.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/6w1pvxk7  ·  submitted 2010 by Berlin Gambolputty

Death is not when your heart stops beating. Death is when you open up your diary at the end of the day, and realize you have done nothing worth writing about.

Berlin Gambolputty, I wrote this to inspire myself for an art project. I keep a diary, and made a decision long ago that no matter what happened to me, as long as it made for an in, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

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