Ogden Nash
American poet; b. 1902; d. 1971
Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
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tiny.ag/gw23usfp · ★★☆☆ Fair (253 ratings) · submitted 1997
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
tiny.ag/p6sl3kmh · ★★☆☆ Fair (272 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
tiny.ag/e9ltnt7p · ★★☆☆ Fair (761 ratings) · submitted 1999
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash, Versus, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/loqr7ybp · ★★☆☆ Fair (272 ratings) · submitted 1997
Too clever is dumb.
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