Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

2281–2300 (6473)

tiny.ag/ifvldh4w  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

If oxygen slowly kills you, do people with asthma live longer?

Author Unknown, original, in Life and Death and Health and Disease

tiny.ag/zbrkqjzi  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

I don't think love is blind; I think that is lust. I think love can see rather clearly.

Author Unknown, original, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/zy3fr9kz  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

If you try to clean something with dirty hands, you will get nowhere.

Author Unknown, original, in Vice and Virtue and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/o0r35tzm  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Things never look up for pigs because, well...they can't physically look up.

Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/okpubs4h  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

After driving a stick shift for awhile, it becomes automatic.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/da3v4gcz  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

When a vacuum sucks more, it sucks less.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/tkgp39gh  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

If you have gone through a day without gawking at something, then you have wasted a day.

Author Unknown, my professor, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/9pbjta4x  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Words are poison.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/cpg5tu1h  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Don't waste your time arguing with fools whose goal it is to waste your time.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/7vxgq2ah  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Say not "if," but "when."

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/oghtmazc  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

With inspiration bubbling in your heart, anything is possible.

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/a8w4epct  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/xvhbegg4  ·  submitted 2012

Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.

Author Unknown, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/dwrlwioe  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/qrkdxhz3  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/dg1aptvq  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/y65r3zxk  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

One man's meat is his wife's poison.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/wquryy20  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

One man's meat is his wife's poison.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/czk6hmrk  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

One man's meat is his wife's poison.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/vxauxyzj  ·  submitted 2012 by MactheFork59

One man's meat is his wife's poison.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

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