Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2281–2300 (6473)
tiny.ag/ifvldh4w · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
If oxygen slowly kills you, do people with asthma live longer?
Author Unknown, original, in Life and Death and Health and Disease
tiny.ag/zbrkqjzi · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
I don't think love is blind; I think that is lust. I think love can see rather clearly.
Author Unknown, original, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/zy3fr9kz · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
If you try to clean something with dirty hands, you will get nowhere.
Author Unknown, original, in Vice and Virtue and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/o0r35tzm · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Things never look up for pigs because, well...they can't physically look up.
Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/okpubs4h · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
After driving a stick shift for awhile, it becomes automatic.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/da3v4gcz · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
When a vacuum sucks more, it sucks less.
tiny.ag/tkgp39gh · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
If you have gone through a day without gawking at something, then you have wasted a day.
Author Unknown, my professor, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/9pbjta4x · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Words are poison.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/cpg5tu1h · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Don't waste your time arguing with fools whose goal it is to waste your time.
Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/7vxgq2ah · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Say not "if," but "when."
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/oghtmazc · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
With inspiration bubbling in your heart, anything is possible.
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/a8w4epct · submitted 2012 by p1anokeys
Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.
Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/xvhbegg4 · submitted 2012
Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.
Author Unknown, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/dwrlwioe · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/qrkdxhz3 · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/dg1aptvq · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
Every woman's a white man whose forked tongue leads to the reservation.
tiny.ag/y65r3zxk · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/wquryy20 · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/czk6hmrk · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
tiny.ag/vxauxyzj · submitted 2012 by MactheFork59
One man's meat is his wife's poison.
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