Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/8oacqzev  ·  submitted 2012 by dareball

Having no knowledge, your first thought was the most original you'll ever have. Inspirational are those who continue original thought once knowledge is attained.

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/uszd85hd  ·  submitted 2012

the faintest of blue ink is better than the longest of memories

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/6xf8g2cb  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

What do we own in this world but our minds?

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/w2on73yl  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

There is no route to happiness. Happiness is the route.

Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ut7l8gwx  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

The yellow brick road doesn't always lead to the city you want to get to.

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/lhvoizfy  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

In three words I can describe hair; it grows back.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/dnfpk1sf  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

When life gives you lemons, sometimes all you can do is make lemon juice until you find the sugar to make lemonade.

Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/ifvldh4w  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

If oxygen slowly kills you, do people with asthma live longer?

Author Unknown, original, in Life and Death and Health and Disease

tiny.ag/zbrkqjzi  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

I don't think love is blind; I think that is lust. I think love can see rather clearly.

Author Unknown, original, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/zy3fr9kz  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

If you try to clean something with dirty hands, you will get nowhere.

Author Unknown, original, in Vice and Virtue and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/o0r35tzm  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Things never look up for pigs because, well...they can't physically look up.

Author Unknown, original, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/okpubs4h  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

After driving a stick shift for awhile, it becomes automatic.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/da3v4gcz  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

When a vacuum sucks more, it sucks less.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/tkgp39gh  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

If you have gone through a day without gawking at something, then you have wasted a day.

Author Unknown, my professor, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/9pbjta4x  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Words are poison.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/cpg5tu1h  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Don't waste your time arguing with fools whose goal it is to waste your time.

Author Unknown, original, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/7vxgq2ah  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Say not "if," but "when."

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/oghtmazc  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

With inspiration bubbling in your heart, anything is possible.

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/a8w4epct  ·  submitted 2012 by p1anokeys

Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.

Author Unknown, original, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/xvhbegg4  ·  submitted 2012

Perfection is one hell of an asymptote.

Author Unknown, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

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