Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

2241–2260 (6460)

tiny.ag/cxjyddbj  ·  submitted 2013

If you are not fired with enthusiam, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Author Unknown, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/bw3tb7ue  ·  submitted 2013

"One ought never do wrong, when anyone is watching"

Mark Twain

tiny.ag/toyzvujl  ·  submitted 2013 by MatthewSawyer

"Inner Peace is Knowing It."

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/d5e4b1gh  ·  submitted 2013 by LynnAire

Interpretations leave scars when played with like numbers.

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/e3l8azaw  ·  submitted 2013 by LynnAire

If God can be a woman, then the Devil can too.

Author Unknown, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/yjglqald  ·  submitted 2013 by Waynewilkerson

Very often, the very best move lies directly next to the very worst.

Unknown

tiny.ag/iex43iqh  ·  submitted 2013 by Waynewilkerson

Very often, the very best move lies directly next to the very worst.

Unknown

tiny.ag/q18vtyud  ·  submitted 2013 by Waynewilkerson

Very often, the very best move lies directly next to the very worst.

Unknown

tiny.ag/f5ldfk9j  ·  submitted 2013 by aftm

"The state of mind is governed by the politics of the stomach"

Author Unknown, in Health and Disease and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/7ehft6qf  ·  submitted 2013 by aftm

If it's not one thing, it's ten"

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/moudkd8s  ·  submitted 2013 by GOODFORSOMETHINGS

NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN GREAT HURRY YOU END UP BEHIND SOMEONE WHO HAS NO PLACE TO GO AND ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO GET THERE?

Unknown

tiny.ag/x6d9gi41  ·  submitted 2013 by fastphil10

Keep your nose in a book and it will stay out of other people's business

Author Unknown

tiny.ag/7ox6svcj  ·  submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade

The wine glass or the looking glass--which allows you to see more?

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/g9ficmli  ·  submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade

Blandness can be aggression in a defensive posture.

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/1jwsqlx8  ·  submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade

Sarcasm is anger without all the rage.

Author Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/yh8y2mls  ·  submitted 2013 by SolomonSlade

Hangovers, not moral reconsideration, are the leading cause of sobriety.

Author Unknown, in Food and Drink and Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/8k1qzuhh  ·  submitted 2012

In life take nothing for granted. Life isn't about deserve.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/jpxyz6ph  ·  submitted 2012 by MM

Nostalgia is a thing of the past.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/lfrs1ych  ·  submitted 2012

Never do nothing.

Unknown, A 2nd WW Canadian POW(Japanese), in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/pbjwnytj  ·  submitted 2012

Even though we're all in the same gutter some of us are looking up at the stars.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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