Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/265wytm4 · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it put its keys.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King
tiny.ag/dz0hgaqi · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Reason, too, can dance. It just always dances the robot.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/hvvq2tmw · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
A thesaurus is a dictionary on drugs.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/i9cltgv4 · submitted 2020 by nickmichael
The good seaman is known in bad weather.
tiny.ag/5pguhnsr · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Carpe diem dulcis: Seize a nice day!
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/u0ltwf9r · submitted 2020
An aphorism is what strikes you with its truth. Your own truths, however, are what comfort you when you strike others.
tiny.ag/tzkpaucb · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Director's cut? Let's hope it's a major artery.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Art and Literature and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/0wct6e4m · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
In my experience, 'stop, drop and roll' works for way more situations than just being on fire.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Work and Recreation
tiny.ag/oslr6bpt · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
There are plenty of seas in the fish.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/rbjb0f9u · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
The whimper is louder than the bang.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Law and Politics
tiny.ag/eujd5ao7 · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
The Covert Comic, in Happiness and Misery and Food and Drink
tiny.ag/lud0qzvt · submitted 2020
There are fewer things too strange to happen, than things too strange not to.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Law and Politics
tiny.ag/ibaqygka · submitted 2020
I filled out a survey at work. The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Work and Recreation and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/8jwbofsm · submitted 2020
A tiger can't eat you if you hide in a lion's stomach.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/kztxtz7e · submitted 2020 by Wmd
Writers are the pearl divers of the human spirit.
wd
Walt Dunlap, From "Why I Love Trees.", in Art and Literature
tiny.ag/4urwnfyd · submitted 2020 by BCismar
Life is like a s#!t sandwich, and each day another bite. Some think that the more bread you have the less s#!t you eat, but that is untrue. You will get the same s#!t, maybe even more S#!t, but the extra bread can hide the taste some times.
Clay Keen Col US Air Force, in Life and Death and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/cwdhz97q · submitted 2020 by LjupkaCvetanova
We live for generations and die in an instance.
tiny.ag/fqyg75sh · submitted 2019 by marien
The origin of life is due to a feeling: the feeling of nature boredom towards monotony.
Marian Stoica
tiny.ag/hgssq2md · submitted 2019 by marien
"If you killed your hope, life will be the prison where you will be punished".
Marian Stoica
Stoica Marian, ISBN: 9780463431894, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/umhubq1t · submitted 2019
The bad news is that you never get to the final destination. The good news is that you never get to the final destination.
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