Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/lx2eagzp  ·  submitted 2002

I have complete confidence, but I still try to share it with others.

Kalman

tiny.ag/worwpm6g  ·  submitted 2002

If I'm a hypocrite, then that's just another side of me.

Kalman

tiny.ag/lqcv4ioz  ·  submitted 2002

Keep your head up, or else you may not get shot at.

Kalman

tiny.ag/p6gnecrj  ·  submitted 2002

I can only be myself, no matter what you think of me.

Kalman

tiny.ag/xgecmths  ·  submitted 2002

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news.

Bertolt Brecht

tiny.ag/g4lbtwmd  ·  submitted 2002

"Paranoia is just knowing all the facts."

William S. Burroughs, Jr.

tiny.ag/sc4msbib  ·  submitted 2002

"It's only when the tide goes out that
you learn who's been swimming naked."

Warren Buffett, aka the Oracle of Omaha

tiny.ag/kffvug1l  ·  submitted 2002

Cain was the first leftist; seeing his brother enjoy fulfilment that he did not was more than he could bear....

RHJunior

tiny.ag/qbvn7lha  ·  submitted 2002

"Men, it has been well said, think in
herds; it will be seen that they go mad
in herds, while they only recover their
senses slowly, and one by one."

Charles Mackay, from Extraordinary Popular Delusions

tiny.ag/fzxplx6v  ·  submitted 2002

My life is a novel. Her life is a collection of short stories.

Cris Vikeng

tiny.ag/u08afpts  ·  submitted 2002

Dating is like sport fishing.

Jillian Nelson, My own

tiny.ag/obfctis0  ·  submitted 2002

Lonliness has a kind of fascination; it's a state of egotistical, inner grace that you can achieve only by standing guard on old, forgotten roads that no one travels anymore.

Arturo Perez-Reverte, Translated by Margret Jull Costa

tiny.ag/vzqtyjrd  ·  submitted 2002

The Devil speaks truth much oftner than he's deem'd,
He hath an ignorant audience.

Lord Byron

tiny.ag/cjjbqxk1  ·  submitted 2002

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Anon

tiny.ag/shqjzfrt  ·  submitted 2002

I pointed out to you the stars and the moon, but all you saw was the tip of my finger.

C.S.Saunders

tiny.ag/utnyacor  ·  submitted 2002

"LOVE" - The juvenile manifestation of the adult emotion, lust.

Roger, I am not a cynic.

tiny.ag/dzfyupml  ·  submitted 2002

"We can't ensure success, but we can deserve it."

George Washington

tiny.ag/wjlvk9ea  ·  submitted 2002

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.

Mark Twain

tiny.ag/bv79uz0k  ·  submitted 2002

"History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, next as a comedy."

George Santayana

tiny.ag/w301svki  ·  submitted 2002

All art is quite useless.

Oscar Wilde, from "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

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