Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1747–1756 (1807)
2011-08-15
tiny.ag/5fjxbdkr · ★★☆☆ Fair (111 ratings) · submitted 1997
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
2011-08-09
tiny.ag/epdarexm · ★★☆☆ Fair (190 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Jim Mueller
I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.
2011-08-07
tiny.ag/6kh8ljvj · ★★☆☆ Fair (163 ratings) · submitted 1997
Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
2011-08-03
tiny.ag/cercjjq0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (239 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
2011-07-13
tiny.ag/jkl5ti0h · ★★☆☆ Fair (349 ratings) · submitted 1997
Facts, or what a man believes to be facts, are delightful... Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
2011-06-29
tiny.ag/ka7fkx9f · ★★☆☆ Fair (76 ratings) · submitted 1997
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
2011-06-24
tiny.ag/inmjkhxu · ★★☆☆ Fair (24 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you hear a wise sentence or an apt phrase, commit it to your memory.
2011-05-30
tiny.ag/6wydulw8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (348 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
2011-05-14
tiny.ag/mu8iz5pd · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
2011-05-12
tiny.ag/c6jkeq5x · ★★☆☆ Fair (811 ratings) · submitted 1997
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
1747–1756 (1807)