Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1737–1746 (1807)
2011-12-16
tiny.ag/lkf1oudx · ★★☆☆ Fair (79 ratings) · submitted 1997
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
2011-11-22
tiny.ag/zzbstsyk · ★★☆☆ Fair (275 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
2011-11-16
tiny.ag/2upsgaxe · ★★☆☆ Fair (256 ratings) · submitted 1997
The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
2011-11-01
tiny.ag/qswhxoon · ★★☆☆ Fair (169 ratings) · submitted 1997
The truth is more important than the facts.
2011-10-19
tiny.ag/4awpxubp · ★★☆☆ Fair (139 ratings) · submitted 1997
Every nation ridicules other nations -- and all are right.
2011-09-14
tiny.ag/ogrqyeb7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (229 ratings) · submitted 1997
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.
2011-09-10
tiny.ag/gzoelgpa · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
2011-08-24
tiny.ag/kzothtfn · ★★☆☆ Fair (135 ratings) · submitted 1997
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
2011-08-23
tiny.ag/4vfcycxe · ★★☆☆ Fair (181 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
2011-08-17
tiny.ag/cstcsf2k · ★★☆☆ Fair (480 ratings) · submitted 1997
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
1737–1746 (1807)