Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1295–1304 (1808)
2019-02-22
tiny.ag/2j17qytc · ★★☆☆ Fair (948 ratings) · submitted 1999
One thing is one thing. Another thing is another thing.
2019-02-21
tiny.ag/nqsn2fb1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (119 ratings) · submitted 1997
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
2019-02-20
tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · ★★☆☆ Fair (542 ratings) · submitted 1997
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
2019-02-19
tiny.ag/zfe8lgun · ★★☆☆ Fair (50 ratings) · submitted 1997
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
2019-02-16
tiny.ag/cme83vbu · ★★☆☆ Fair (364 ratings) · submitted 1997 by David Epstein
I'm left on the right issues and right on what's left. Now that's an issue I left right in front of you to debate.
2019-02-13
tiny.ag/yoharucr · ★★☆☆ Fair (212 ratings) · submitted 1997
Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
2019-02-12
tiny.ag/psiwplgd · ★★☆☆ Fair (266 ratings) · submitted 1997
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
2019-02-10
tiny.ag/kixc9uy6 · ★★☆☆ Fair (36 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of leading causes of statistics.
2019-02-08
tiny.ag/yjcobkfn · ★★☆☆ Fair (228 ratings) · submitted 1997
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
2019-02-06
tiny.ag/lkwaonin · ★★☆☆ Fair (106 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
1295–1304 (1808)