Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1305–1314 (1808)
2019-02-05
tiny.ag/dgoltuy5 · ★★☆☆ Fair (81 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hell hath no fury like a crooked politician denied his cut.
2019-02-03
tiny.ag/f0cqgbjg · ★★☆☆ Fair (325 ratings) · submitted 1997
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
2019-01-31
tiny.ag/p7nfwxgq · ★★☆☆ Fair (455 ratings) · submitted 1997
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
2019-01-30
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · ★★☆☆ Fair (1121 ratings) · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
2019-01-29
tiny.ag/no4elqmc · ★★☆☆ Fair (81 ratings) · submitted 1997
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
2019-01-28
tiny.ag/mnlokyg7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (1045 ratings) · submitted 1997
Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.
Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Happiness and Misery
2019-01-27
tiny.ag/6kpvlbo7 · ★★☆☆ Fair (880 ratings) · submitted 1999
Picasso is a communist. Neither am I.
2019-01-26
tiny.ag/kiehwrll · ★★☆☆ Fair (673 ratings) · submitted 1997
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
2019-01-21
tiny.ag/gdmyudjb · ★★☆☆ Fair (104 ratings) · submitted 1997
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
2019-01-20
tiny.ag/qycsaode · ★★☆☆ Fair (1009 ratings) · submitted 1997
When angry, count to ten before you speak; when very angry, a hundred.
Thomas Jefferson, Writings, in Wisdom and Ignorance
1305–1314 (1808)