Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
321–340 (5261)
tiny.ag/s0x5vphq · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.
tiny.ag/8j4ydcik · submitted 2018 by Apholover
I'm not a saint! Thanks God!
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Science and Religion and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/y2tnwzkr · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Modesty is fear.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/f5qrudi6 · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.
tiny.ag/jab4nx0y · submitted 2018 by Apholover
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Men and Women and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/ge6ilmvp · submitted 2018 by Apholover
To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Work and Recreation and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/beep5dco · submitted 2018 by Apholover
If you give your best, they'll take it.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Work and Recreation and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/aghzvul0 · submitted 2018 by Apholover
It's easy to write the history. All the eyewitnesses are dead.
tiny.ag/oszldwzu · submitted 2018 by Apholover
I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!
tiny.ag/wbtrupnk · submitted 2018 by Apholover
You get what you want and you become its slave.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Wealth and Poverty and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/swvhfugf · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Stairs to success are made of people.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/cia9rtzz · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!
tiny.ag/rqcpa7qs · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Even poison has an expiry date.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/fi6x9gpr · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.
tiny.ag/twnf5vyz · submitted 2018 by Apholover
The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.
tiny.ag/tqngby67 · submitted 2018 by Apholover
No bridge has ever taken sides
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Law and Politics and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/7ne4rbzo · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Put the masks on! I now pronounce you husband and wife!
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Men and Women and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/zoadnjbh · submitted 2018 by Apholover
People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/r2cpy6qw · submitted 2018 by Apholover
Men see themselves in women’s eyes; women trust the mirror.
Ljupka Cvetanova, in Men and Women and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/n1gkaduy · submitted 2018 by Apholover
A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.
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