Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2741–2760 (6471)
tiny.ag/qw3axnrd · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
One for the onion
Two to grow
Three to get Freddy
and Four to glow!
NebbioloKid, Lovesya!, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/ihjopdf8 · submitted 2011 by hep211
The truth always is, and a lie never was. Therefore, in order for a lie to exist, it must contain some element of truth.
Carroll A. Hebron, Jr., in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/lywonjpt · submitted 2011 by hep211
The truth always is, and a lie never was. Therefore, in order for any lie to exist, it must have some element of truth.
Carroll A. Hebron, Jr., in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/drvabasx · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
‎ I have seen too many dead people, so I am not afraid to see myself dead.
tiny.ag/wkm9l5jb · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
‎ I have seen too many dead people, so I am not afraid to see myself dead.
tiny.ag/ff3zcgtg · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
I am not what I was. I shall not be what I am. Therefore, I find no sense in trying to know myself and changing my opinion frequently".
tiny.ag/zidyakxh · submitted 2011
Children annoy us because they don't know better. Adults annoy us because they should know better.
tiny.ag/x7orat6n · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Before you meet a bore, get a briefing on the day's weather.
tiny.ag/kjxeucsy · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Too much of women's lib harms too many men's libido.
tiny.ag/mn3rb0kt · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/afh6r5s7 · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/lkak9yzm · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/yo9sehi5 · submitted 2011 by peter
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the
man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
tiny.ag/kdlarggq · submitted 2011
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
But oh, how we improve our style, once we have practiced for awhile.
, in Altruism and Cynicism and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/xov9snem · submitted 2011 by FrankoChief
The only thing wrong with Religion, is Man!
tiny.ag/dkl2fth3 · submitted 2011
Children are a joy forever as long as they are not yours.
tiny.ag/lytdzf0h · submitted 2011
Children are a joy forever if they are not yours.
tiny.ag/uh4z15sv · submitted 2011
Children are a joy for ever if they are not yours.
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