Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2721–2740 (6457)
tiny.ag/cuogksl9 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
If not now,
who?
If not then,
where?
tiny.ag/iezyx0w3 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Pouring salt on a wound is
like licking the sharp end
of a song without words.
tiny.ag/3rwcgj1v · submitted 2011
Don't stop popping the pills til you know the pipes are rusted shut.
tiny.ag/9yiszkob · submitted 2011 by Zeal Disarray
If knowledge is the key, then ignorance must be a lock
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/izscln5t · submitted 2011 by Zeal Disarray
How do you know if the fire burns if you have never even touched it?
, in Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/qw3axnrd · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
One for the onion
Two to grow
Three to get Freddy
and Four to glow!
NebbioloKid, Lovesya!, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/ihjopdf8 · submitted 2011 by hep211
The truth always is, and a lie never was. Therefore, in order for a lie to exist, it must contain some element of truth.
Carroll A. Hebron, Jr., in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/lywonjpt · submitted 2011 by hep211
The truth always is, and a lie never was. Therefore, in order for any lie to exist, it must have some element of truth.
Carroll A. Hebron, Jr., in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/drvabasx · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
‎ I have seen too many dead people, so I am not afraid to see myself dead.
tiny.ag/wkm9l5jb · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
‎ I have seen too many dead people, so I am not afraid to see myself dead.
tiny.ag/ff3zcgtg · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
I am not what I was. I shall not be what I am. Therefore, I find no sense in trying to know myself and changing my opinion frequently".
tiny.ag/zidyakxh · submitted 2011
Children annoy us because they don't know better. Adults annoy us because they should know better.
tiny.ag/x7orat6n · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Before you meet a bore, get a briefing on the day's weather.
tiny.ag/kjxeucsy · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Too much of women's lib harms too many men's libido.
tiny.ag/mn3rb0kt · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/afh6r5s7 · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/lkak9yzm · submitted 2011
Not every good deed goes unpunished.
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
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