Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2721–2740 (6471)
tiny.ag/hjnoiq2o · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
I would not like to be a part of the crowd where everyone has to speak the truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God.
tiny.ag/ngpqlk8o · submitted 2011
Life is like a tree full of pooping birds: the ones on the top look down and see only shit, while the ones on the bottom look up and see only assholes.
tiny.ag/sqwoeyvg · submitted 2011 by billytepper
I am a foolish man that does stupid things, not a stupid man that does foolish things.
tiny.ag/oedqnzf3 · submitted 2011 by billytepper
I am a foolish man that does stupid things, not a stupid man that does foolish things.
tiny.ag/an3op9vm · submitted 2011 by EvanDavis
Music is food for thought, morphine for emotional wounds, and a friend for the lonely.
Evan Davis, I came up with this., in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/apbtqqe3 · submitted 2011 by Jage
A near death is a cure for a wasted life.
Jage, Halperin, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/zrlr6bcs · submitted 2011 by Jage
Young people hate nothing more than to be asked how they feel...and love nothing more than to answer.
Jage Halperin, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/hdnobrag · submitted 2011 by Jage
An abacus will correct your spelling before numerology will steer you true.
Jage Halperin, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/yvqw0slm · submitted 2011 by Jage
It takes one to hate one.
Jage Halperin, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/uixln78q · submitted 2011 by Jage
Every great "Why" is its own "Because."
tiny.ag/jhwooqi8 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Wit is lean.
tiny.ag/z4ydrten · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
In an egalitarian society, right is might and might is wrong.
tiny.ag/nqjujyx7 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Flying colors never run.
tiny.ag/whbma4uy · submitted 2011 by ikcos
"Let sleeping dogs lie" I say KILL LYING DOGS!
tiny.ag/cuogksl9 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
If not now,
who?
If not then,
where?
tiny.ag/iezyx0w3 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Pouring salt on a wound is
like licking the sharp end
of a song without words.
tiny.ag/3rwcgj1v · submitted 2011
Don't stop popping the pills til you know the pipes are rusted shut.
tiny.ag/9yiszkob · submitted 2011 by Zeal Disarray
If knowledge is the key, then ignorance must be a lock
, in Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/izscln5t · submitted 2011 by Zeal Disarray
How do you know if the fire burns if you have never even touched it?
, in Vice and Virtue
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